| adieu, adieu, to you and you and you... |
[26 Oct 2008|09:27pm] |
Clean cup, move down!
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After almost three years, I'm moving! I don't think it will be a forever home... I fear change.
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| Im in memphis... |
[21 Oct 2008|10:04pm] |
... and I smell like old people. Memphis has great hospital breakfast. She's doing much better. I had to rub Bengay on her ass.
I feel needed.
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| I found this... |
[11 Sep 2008|01:17am] |
... on an old entry. What's it from??
it'll be okay
it'll be wonderful.
it'll be hilarious.
once it ever happens.
mind over matter.
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| purdy kitteh |
[10 Sep 2008|03:01am] |
but after a few compliments...
Starboy: Well you’re a pretty kitty
Now take those guys
And put em’ in the box
And tape up the sides
Captain: Now throw them into space
So they stay up there
Cause you’re a pretty kitty
With pretty kitty hair
Both: Meow-Meow-Meow, Me-Me-Meow-Meow, A Kitty-Kitty-Kitty Meow-Meow-Meow, A Wup-Dup-Dup and a little itty-kitty (Oh…)
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| woot |
[04 Sep 2008|04:47am] |
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| oh, hey... |
[27 Aug 2008|11:39pm] |
Hi! Um, I'm planning a real life update rull soon, folks. Until then, enjoy this bit of internettery:
It's a q and a segment from a blog about a tv show. Yeah. The Soup. I lurve it. (The last answer's my fav)
From PHILTON: IS JOEL ONE OF THOSE RELIGIONS WHERE HE HAS MORE THAN 1 WIFE? CUZ THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!!!
Though Joel did recently become certified by the American Religion Association as a fully accredited, one-man religion, it’s not—at this point—going to be “one of those religions” that allows polygamy or any other big words. In fact, Joeltology ™ is loosely based around cocktails, secret handshakes and Joel’s futuristic, sci-fi book series, Beverly Hills: 90,210. He’s currently accepting applications from those interested in brainwashing and learning more.
From little_claudina: Hi, I have some nice photos of Tom Hanks in Rome, are you interested? Where can I send them?
As long as it’s Rome, Ga., which would fit right in with a new regular feature called The Soup Presents Tom Hanks in Georgia: Mason Dixon Mayhem.
From zebrarock11: Hey! Did you guys see Wheel of Fortune on Thursday? Over Pat's left shoulder, on the wall, is a large copper object that clearly resembles, um, a phallus. And nobody seems to notice.
Clearly resembles? Why, that is a phallus, Zebra. Pat is well known for his voodoo practices, one of which involves keeping a dried human phallus suspended on a north-facing wall from a silver nail to ward off evil Polish spirits from Sajak's ancestral land. Sharp eye!
From monicelmo_11: is it me or dose every time i see ryan on tv he gets smaller and smaller i think one day he should cral back to his tiny space ship and fly back home with the smurfs.
Why don’t you just stop dosing when you watch Ryan? As it says in the Soup cautionary drug pamphlet, Just Mumble Yes, acid and Seacrest don’t mix. A light rosé should keep both you and Ryan the proper size.
From mijitfoot: my friend jumped in the pool with his phone and i cant call him what do i do? i dont know what to do.
Why not take a deep breath, jump in the pool fully clothed and pry the phone from his lifeless, waterlogged corpse? Then climb out, stand there dripping and coughing, fall to your knees and raise your face and arms to the sky shouting, “Why! Oh God...why!” Then let the phone fall from your grasp, dropping to the ground in slow motion. Or, if he’s still alive, wait until he's finished swimming and then call him.
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| You know, |
[22 Jul 2008|12:34pm] |
the new Batman was badass and all but it was missing something really important:
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[18 Jul 2008|02:12pm] |
both legs:
Medb perched on my legs while I was icing:
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